We build agents. Not slide decks.
We're an AI agency for teams that'd rather ship than pilot. Senior engineers, custom builds, your infrastructure. Working code in weeks — not pitch decks in quarters.
We were tired of slide decks too. So we built things.
Most companies hire AI consultants and end up with a slide deck. We built CorporateThings because the gap between “here's what AI could do” and “here's what your team actually shipped” had become a chasm.
We don't run pilots that never leave staging. We don't wrap ChatGPT and call it transformation. We build custom agents and agentic workflows that run on your infrastructure, fit your stack, and survive the second sprint after launch.
Working code on your servers — not a roadmap on someone else's slide deck. That's the whole pitch.
How we work. And what we won't do.
Ship in weeks. Not quarters.
Most engagements deliver their first working automation inside 4–6 weeks of kickoff. If we can't move that fast on your problem, we'll tell you before you sign.
Real outcomes. Not pilot purgatory.
Every build goes to production on your infrastructure. We don't consider work done until it's running, monitored, and owned by your team.
Your stack. Not ours.
We don't bring a vendor lock-in playbook. We meet your CRM, your data warehouse, and your auth — and integrate without the rip-and-replace.
Senior engineers. No middle layer.
Every engagement runs with senior engineers from kickoff to handoff. No hidden subcontractors. No account managers translating between you and the build.
Honest scoping. Even when it costs us.
If AI isn't the right fit for a workflow, we say so. We've walked away from engagements where the right answer was a SQL query, not an agent.
Compounding, not one-shots.
We build to be retrained, extended, and improved by your team. The agent we ship in week six should be smarter in month six — without us.
What we are. What we aren't.
What we aren't
The patterns we walked away from. The shops we don't want to compete with.
What we are
The work we want. The way we run it. The team we run it with.
Senior engineers. No middle layer.
Every engagement runs with senior people from day one. No account managers in between. No offshore handoffs. The engineer who scopes your problem is the engineer who ships it.
Strategy
Engagement leads who've shipped AI in production at scale. Their job is honest scoping — and saying no to the wrong fit.
Engineering
Senior engineers who write the code. Backend, ML, integration, ops — whatever the build needs. Same people from kickoff to handoff.
Operations
Post-launch monitoring, retraining, and continuous improvement. Because the AI you ship in week six should be sharper in month six.
Tell us what's slowing you down. We'll tell you if we can help.
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